Escrita Constrangida
Segundo a Wikipedia, “a escrita constrangida é uma técnica literária na qual o escritor está limitado por uma qualquer condição que proíbe certas coisas ou impõe um padrão”. Por exemplo, você pode querer escrever sem nunca usar a letra A, ou fazer com que o número de letras de cada palavra siga os dígitos de pi.
Batendo papo com o coletivo Maracujá, alguém se lembrou do site Googlism. Ele retorna para você frases retiradas de resultados do Google - “o que o Google pensa de você”, segundo o autor. As respostas são um amontoado de frases sem lá muito sentido, tudo tão nonsense que fica engraçado.
O Ricbit, então, sugeriu um exercício divertido: escrever um “mini-conto” usando só resultados do Googlism - um experimento em escrita constrangida. Nós gostamos da minha segunda tentativa, então resolvi postar aqui:
Certamente tem mais graça se você conhece a história do Max…
Indigo Child
max is now blind
max is lost
max is about 2400mg
max is my wife
max is getting bigger
max is what you want
max is crucial
max is ready to go home
max is finally ejected
max is one month old
max is missing
max is pissed
max is 3 months and celebrates his first easter
max is sick again
max is nearly a year old
max is improved a further ten percent
max is asthma free at last
max is maximal oxygen uptake which indicates aerobic fitness
max is a fast grower i
max is up about every two hours to feed
max is cute
max is home
max is gaining quite a following
max is good for that kind of thing
max is so smart
max is a technically skilled player
max is probably creating something big for it
max is correct
max is still in control
max is the solution for you
max is on top
max is no angel it?sa myth that recurs in every culture throughout history
max is not max
max is a mage
E aí ? Postem os de vocês nos comentários!
Tags: constrained writing, escrita constrangida, literatura, max
January 25th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Max é super Matrix heim?
“MAX IS NOT MAX”
January 25th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Esta o Ricbit fez para mim:
ila is mysterious
ila is hidden in a quiet cove near port askaig
ila is gathering the mad together
ila is our model of leadership within organizations
January 25th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Ascenção e queda do ditador Max
max is here
max is so smart
max is the solution for you
max is what you want
max is probably creating something big for it
max is in control
max is still in control
max is good for that kind of thing
max is no angel
max is useless hahahaha
max is pissed
max is not max
max is down
max is over
January 27th, 2010 at 11:42 pm
[...] The results from Googlism can be hilarious, but most important to us, there’s something here in the fact they can be selected and organized to make a somewhat coherent short story. As it happens, another friend, Murilo Queiroz, also has a son named Max, and he got into it, creating a beautiful and quite long story from Googlisms which is actually related to his son. [...]